Behold... The Sword of a Thousand Truths in Real Life!
Straight out of the 'South Park' episode 'Make Love Not Warcraft' and is currently a real item in the 'World of Warcraft'. Many people including myself started playing the game because of this episode and yet there is nothing on the Internet of anyone making this cosplay sword. I however am doing it right. I spared no expense and have learn the ways of professional crafting to bring you an authentic glowing replica complete with wall mount and plaque showing it's stats.
The sword is almost finished. I have all the mats. It's just this blasted cold weather and my lack of a warm shop that's holding it up.
I am also producing a marketing video for it. The first version will cost $350.00 USD